Dull Skates and Broken Twigs

Thank you Marty St. Louis for making me have to post this...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:41:12 -0400

Thank you Marty St. Louis for making me have to post this video… In related news, fourth year nuclear engineering courses keep you busy!

dear Hank, stop stealing my style. Thanks, Tony p.s. nice skinny...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:17:54 -0400

dear Hank,

stop stealing my style.

Thanks,

Tony

p.s. nice skinny tie!

fuckyeahnhl: Think Leland Irving of the Calgary Flames doesn’t...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0400

fuckyeahnhl:

Think Leland Irving of the Calgary Flames doesn’t miss hockey?

God Bless Ice Girls

(via fuckyeahscrubs) I love the fact that John C. McGinley not...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:37:07 -0400

(via fuckyeahscrubs)

I love the fact that John C. McGinley not only wears a Chelios jersey (it makes sense since Dr. Cox is grumpy old guy like Cheli) on Scrubs, but also that he goes as far as wearing a t-shirt from Cheli’s bar!

just a reminder, things could be worse leaf fans…

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:27:20 -0400

just a reminder, things could be worse leaf fans…

nlinde: It doesn’t matter if you’re a hockey fan or not. If you...

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:32:24 -0400

nlinde:

It doesn’t matter if you’re a hockey fan or not. If you can’t feel this, there’s something wrong with you.

Take 4 minutes out of your night and check it out.

seriously.. camp starts today, get ready for another season :)

NHL Nicknames - Photos - SI.com

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0400

NHL Nicknames - Photos - SI.com:

hastur:

The former kindergarten teacher from Espoo, Finland, credits Winnipeg Free Press sports scribe Ken Campbell for bestowing the nickname after the swift-skating, electrifying Selanne scored a rookie-record 76 goals for the Jets in 1992-93.

Automatically reblogged due to a Stu Grimson reference (17 of 41 in the list)

Maple Leaf LookalikesKomisarek and the guy from Office Space who...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Maple Leaf Lookalikes
Komisarek and the guy from Office Space who made the ‘O-Face’? Perfect… Click the picture for some more comparisions…

oceanicmotion: My highschool hockey picutre. no photo...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0400

oceanicmotion:

My highschool hockey picutre. no photo shop.

underneath that paper bag is a very stoned 18 year old haha

miss those days

Is it wrong that the first thing I notice in this picture is the sweet SherWood 5030?

inothernews: SLEEVE ME ALONE Sweden’s backup goalie Kim Martin...

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0400

inothernews:

SLEEVE ME ALONE Sweden’s backup goalie Kim Martin fixed her hair after slipping her arms out of her padded jersey during a game against Finland in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Thursday. The International Ice Hockey Federation exhibition tournament — which includes the top four women’s teams from Canada, Sweden, Finland and the U.S. — is a test event for the upcoming 2010 Olympics. (Andy Clark/Reuters)

wow, just looked at this one quick, a bit of a mindtrip

(via fucknotattoos) not attractive.. but sadly I could see...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0400

(via fucknotattoos)

not attractive.. but sadly I could see getting an ugly tattoo out of sheer fandom if the leafs ever were to go on a roll like the Oil did…

itsamy: go Broons Since when does Ron Jeremy do hockey...

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0400

itsamy:

go Broons

Since when does Ron Jeremy do hockey commercials?

If you haven’t checked it out already, there are some...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:10:42 -0400

If you haven’t checked it out already, there are some pretty great pictures @ Vintage Leafs

God Bless PlayoffBeard.com for showing Niedermayer’s...

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400

God Bless PlayoffBeard.com for showing Niedermayer’s transformation to greybeard

400 Words About Jaromir Jagr's facial hair? Yes Please

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:54:21 -0400

400 Words About Jaromir Jagr's facial hair? Yes Please

Hockey Name Story

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:55:28 -0400

This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands, enjoy!

So it was Brad May long weekend and all of us Eric Brewers and Trent Hunters decided to go out for the night. We walked into the local bar and found a bunch of Charas to sit on. My buddy immediately Billy Guerin-teed that the night would be a Messier.

I Ryan Malone’d some money to my friends to buy a few pints of Rickard’s Red Wallin but the bartender said they were out of PJ Stock. We settled for splitting a bottle of Alexei Smirnov and continued to lay Kevin Lowe for a bit. Then our resident comedian started cracking jokes with some girls in the next David Booth, he always Getzlafs. The jokes were a Stephen Weiss decision because his Brendan Witt brought the girls over to our table. We were Ben Eager to meet them, and I introduced myself and said “It’s nice Demitra.”

Ian White girls, Dustin Brown girls, James Black girls, my buddy says he was even chatting with one that said she was from Paul Kariya. We probably should’ve stopped drinking for the night after meeting those Keith Primeau girls, instead we just drank even Dominic Moore. The girls weren’t impressed as we got more obnoxious and called us a bunch of Damien Cox, so I Stephanne Yelle’d back “That’s Phaenuf of you! You broads look in pretty Lindy Ruff shape anyways!” and then gave them all the Jeff Finger. Needless to say, all the girls turned on us and we were Belarussian out of the place pretty soon after.

So once we get outside of the bar we realized it’s Jeff Friesen out there! We put on our Al Coates and since we’re all hungry and decide to walk down the Damien Rhodes for a late night snack. Well one guy started thinking he wanted some Jari Kurri dish, but it was too late by that time and our only choices was Joey MacDonald’s or Tim Nathan Horton’s. We decide on Andy McDonalds and halfway there one guy can’t take the dizziness any Luongo-er and starts “up” Tkachuk-ing in a snow bank.

We made it to the restaurant and the boys bought me my Umbergers so I said I’d take the Carey Price of my meal and Markov it from what they owed me for the Bob Beers. Well the Matt Cooke didn’t do a good job on the Howard Bergers, and I ended up runing to the bathroom Eric Staal and started Valeri Zelepukin.

As much as the night turned out to be a bit of a Messier, I went to bed knowing that this was a Trevor Daley occurrence; I’d be up to the same stuff tomorrow.

fallenleafs: fatmanatee: Dig this jersey. Brent Burns looks...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:53:30 -0400

fallenleafs:

fatmanatee:

Dig this jersey.

Brent Burns looks like he just got up for picture day.

ay-greed, Burnsy is rocking some serious (unintended) bed-head

Some pretty ridiculous celly’s archived by RDS.. some are...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Some pretty ridiculous celly’s archived by RDS.. some are obvious (Teemu going duck hunting, the Foligno leap), some are forgotten (Travis Green/Ziggy Palffy kiss), some are new gems (Hedyuk’s and Kovalev’s)… I wont spoil the surprise any more, just watch!

my lord those are some ugly buckets.. quite a few Jofas in there...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400

my lord those are some ugly buckets.. quite a few Jofas in there for my buddy Pat

things may have ended badly in Toronto for Bryan McCabe, but...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400

things may have ended badly in Toronto for Bryan McCabe, but keep in mind we got him for only Alexander Karpovtsev. I remember when he was a Leaf they would show him in the press box during a game, and he would be busy reading a book. Well here’s the on-air anger from the Blackhawks over this guy.